May 2013
earthnation:
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
frigdeandindy:
astudyinwho:
as i was walking home this group of eight year olds thought it would be funny if they all gave me the finger as i approached so i turned around and said “i’m telling your parents you did that” and they all simultaneously burst into tears and begged me not to tell on them.
im not ashamed to say it was the highlight of adult life.
oh my god I misread this as...
shikajika:
“Kids can’t learn about sexuality and gender because it’s too scary or confusing for them” yeah because YOU told them they there are ONLY straight men and straight women from the age of three and then used that limited scope an an excuse to carry on dodging the subject.
I found the seven times table scary and confusing but I still had to do about 20 exams about it
bex-chan:
i can’t believe we have tailbones but no tails
like seriously where the fuck is my tail i want a fucking tail
also wings
bastardlybrendan:
3000—21:
oswinses:
enjorlaas:
skuboglesby:
bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual
#you’re not bilingual #you’re confused #stop being greedy
#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down
#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese
zillybooradley:
ironelk:
Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:
Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
i’m imagining ‘up to something’ as a sneaky thing like you aren’t wearing clothes and you’re pranking your school principal or you aren’t wearing clothes and you’re stealing the Declaration of Independence
pockytardis:
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear also don’t determine your sexual orientation
The only thing that clothes...
no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it
last-train-to-can-town:
deanfuckingcas:
dat-assbutt-tho:
way-too-sarcastic:
reblogallthenerdythings:
As far as I can tell, if something starts with ‘M’, it’s bad news
Morgoth
Mordred
Mount Doom
Darth Maul
The Master
Moriarty
Morganna
Moffat
Mark Gatiss
METATRON
Monday
cryingbecausemerlin:
my ICT teacher was wearing a bow tie today so i said
BOW TIES ARE COOL
and he looked at me
with a completely straight face
and said
‘come along pond’
deanisaclosetedgeek:
deidaracchi:
today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said...
adroit-distraction:
smilingemoticon:
I’M...
the-vashta-nerada:
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
genderikari:
siliconedrops:
genderikari:
real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading
people that think theyre superior to other people on here kill me like we are on a blogging site are u serious
vandalswithjetpacks:
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
broternia:
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
ianthe:
schmergo:
ianthe:
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an...
Please reblog this if you will still be a huge...
inhumanpsycho:
I normally don’t make these sorts of things, but I’m truly curious. Please reblog if you still plan on cosplaying, voice acting, drawing, and/or writing things about Homestuck after Act 7, or simply reblog if you’re a dedicated fan and want to keep the fandom alive.
ashestoashesjc:
i love studio ghibli movies. not only for their amazing animation and storytelling, but because whenever characters get upset or surprised they go from
to